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OH MY GOODNESS PLEASE?????

  • 01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
  • 02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
  • 03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
  • 04: what are you listening to?
  • 05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
  • 06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
  • 07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
  • 08: sex on the first date?
  • 09: kiss on the first date?
  • 10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
  • 11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
  • 12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
  • 13: what are three things you did today?
  • 14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
  • 15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
  • 16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
  • 17: what is on your wrists right now?
  • 18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
  • 19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
  • 20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
  • 21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
  • 22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
  • 23: how have you felt today?
  • 24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
  • 25: what is wrong with you right now?
  • 26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
  • 27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
  • 28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
  • 29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
  • 30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • 31: what were you doing an hour ago?
  • 32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
  • 33: are you wearing jeans right now?
  • 34: are you a patient person?
  • 35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
  • 36: favorite color?
  • 37: did you have a dream last night?
  • 38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
  • 39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
  • 40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
  • 41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
  • 42: do you like meeting new people?
  • 43: are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
  • 45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
  • 46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
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anggykinspants:

jesus-of-syracuse:

j-ckie:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.

It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.

911 hELP

I’ve reblogged this numerous amount of times

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evilguineapiginator:

darbesaurus:

tittymonsta:

cfgirlflying:

schoolofcharmmentality:

missmeoh:

kestrelsansjesses:

mariaacristina:

Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!

Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.

THIS INFURIATES ME.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Makes me so mad.

I’m about to kill someone

One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.

Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!

evilguineapiginator:

darbesaurus:

tittymonsta:

cfgirlflying:

schoolofcharmmentality:

missmeoh:

kestrelsansjesses:

mariaacristina:

Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!

Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.

THIS INFURIATES ME.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Makes me so mad.

I’m about to kill someone

One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.

Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

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CAn’t find my can opener. Trying to open this can with a spoon. So far it’s kinda working. 

CAn’t find my can opener. Trying to open this can with a spoon. So far it’s kinda working. 

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extracrispi:

primzilla:

how many days straight can i wear these super comfortable jeans before people start to notice: an autobiography

will people notice this stain from yesterday: the sequel

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sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

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pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

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