— John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via the-one-and-only-unicorn)
I’m not going to get The Fault in Our Stars the day it comes out.
I’ll probably get it in the mail a few days after.
If I see any spoilers on my dash
Seriously. I know the book doesn’t come out for five months, but early warning is fair warning: Posting TFiOS spoilers will indeed result in Tobuscus peeing on everything your love.
On a related note: Six years after Looking for Alaska was first published, people feel very comfortable posting spoilers. But you have to remember: Many nerdfighters haven’t read Looking for Alaska. It’s not their fault they were in fourth grade when it came out. So no spoilers for my other books either, please!
There is, of course, a surefire way to avoid spoilers: Preorder now and read it on January 10th. :)
John Green spoiler time:
1. Pudge finds Alaska in the Bahamas.
2. Colin is polygamous and marries all of the Katherines but turns out to be an abusive husband.
3. Quentin wakes up from a dream and realizes the world is actually made of people and other 3 dimensional objects, not just made of paper.
4. Will Grayson and Will Grayson get married and live happily ever after.
PEE ON EVERYTHING I LOVE, I DARE YOU.